Yes, We Can! (Or Can We?)

Yes, we can! If Barack says we can, then we can. But can I? The Obamas have been inspiring and I must admit, a little depressing. Am I capable of finding a man like Barry? Probably not. Given my track record, my choice in men lead no paths to the Barack-Michelle type of love. I'm pretty sure Barack won't be sneaking into the White House in the early morning and lying about his where abouts. And I don't believe he'd ask a Secret Service agent to cover for him while he's screwing a female lobbyist and pretending to be on official presidential business. And he most certainly won't have to lie, saying the young lady with whom he was seen having brunch, was a Senator from Florida! No she's not a Senator, she's a common day whore! But then again, I'm no Michelle. I don't have a successful (or existing) career. I'm not in shape, by far. And I'm definitely not having any babies. So, I guess I just answered my own question. No, I can't. Oh well, I didn't think I could.