Enjoying Your Depression

The first step to enjoying your depression is throw out all of your anti-depressant medications. Don't worry, I will vindicate the drug companies in the latter part of this post. Second, DO NOT try to face reality. It will only complicate things and give you the false impression that things are "fixable." Believe me, they ain't. There is only one true hope for coping with depression. Sleeping Pills. Sleeping pills take you to a place where none of this shit really matters. However, sleeping pills can present a few minor problems. For example, immunity. You can become immune to a particular type of sleeping pill if you don't take them in a variety. You can also mismanage your allowed sleeping time and oversleep. This can consequent in missing important events, like work or a funeral. So make sure you diversify your sleeping meds and carefully manage your sleep time. And always remember, you can't cry if your asleep.